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“Haiku Suburbia” by Eric Kiefer – spoken word

Dog bark rhapsody

and lawn maintenance gear

ring in the suburb morn

Amid Shangri-La,

the gross neglect of sparrows

dooms the morning air

Eyes never meeting,

neighbors murmur good morning

then move along mute

Housewives jog to Starbucks

flaunting pink spandex leggings

and designer sneakers

Baby on Board sticker

like a magic talisman

wards off all evil

Carefully arranged,

the living room furniture

circles the TV

Sunday barbeque

Rolling Stones’ “Gimmie Shelter”

Cold beer in coolers

The Nielsen boxes

of America reside

within these four walls

Birthplace of garage bands

Apathy Incubator

The Block Grant Hustler

If your fucking dog

Pisses on my lawn again

I’ll call the police

Sally’s all grown up

Graduated from Ritalin

to Adderall

Thousand dollar stereos

play hip hop music about

life in the projects

Old man drools over

high school car wash faux virgins

all for charity

My hometown has two

humane societies but

no homeless shelter

What miracles left

in a world where any star

might be an airliner?

If there were no street signs

or numbers on mailboxes,

could you find your way home?