Come and take a trip, come and take a trip on the Groin Ship
The passenger’s equipped, the passenger’s equipped it’s the Groin Ship
There’s something on your lip, there’s something on your lip it’s the Groin Ship
It’s dangling from my hip, it’s dangling from my hip it’s the Groin Ship
Come along down it’s a fine fine evening for a night lost and drunk at sea
Just appreciate the sound of your inner demon reeling, if you want to you can come on with me
Please don’t bite the tip, please don’t bite the tip off my Groin Ship
Sit back and let ‘er rip, Sit back and let ‘er rip upon my Groin Ship
Tighten up your grip, tighten up your grip on the Groin Ship
Get kinky with that whip, get kinky with that whip upon the Groin Ship
Come along down it’s a fine fine evening for a night lost and drunk at sea
Just appreciate the sound of your inner demon reeling, if you want to you can come on with me
Whoa – whoa won’t you come along?
Whoa – whoa won’t you come along?
Whoa – whoa won’t you come along?
Whoa – whoa won’t you come along?