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“A Mustache (Upside Down)” by Eric Kiefer – song lyrics

Saw a thousand muppets, weeping on the side of the road

Saw the gracious infant light, tumbling over a gold commode

Saw a poet offer love, but love can’t buy her a Snickers bar

Heavy hands on Dharma Beach, how the blotter stretches out the sun…

This eternity is turning me turning me, This eternity is turning me turning me turning…

Saw a bluebird smoking crack, a certain low kind of majesty

Elbow room on a submarine, promotes a jazzy epiphany

I feel like throwing a garden gnome, out a window on Bleecker Street

They say that writing poetry, is a way of getting high for free…

Just a little ridiculous…man…Just a little ridiculous…

The great malaise we know so well

Has trapped us in a glass hotel

The day the manna never fell

Hail to thee American Gods…

Saw a reptile sunset, creep across a dewy lawn

If you befriend the government, when you awaken I might be gone

The doorbell killed the knock-knock joke, Applebees killed the birthday song

We’ve been shopping all along, in a cannibal suburban boutique…